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COCK BLOCKED BY BRITNEY! THE NEW DATING SEASON BEGINS!

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As the sun sets in Brighton on what remains of this years summer, we can all feel it coming as it starts getting darker earlier – Autumn is coming. Bring on the new dating season.

As I write this blog I’m reminded that my website is 1 years old, something I’m really proud of. So I started to look back over my dating blogs over this year. Absolutely I’ve got my favourites, but it does make myself ask the question “Why the fuck do I attract this stuff?” and more importantly “why am I still single?” I wont lie to you all, I have really looked at myself over the year with how I date and the people I tend to go to.

I seem to switch between 2 different dating modes. Either I’m a dirty top lad that wants to fuck a bottom sub lad all night, or I’m a romantic prince that wants to date and court a cute lad to be my future wife. The strange thing is the guys I want to date don’t want the rough top lad fucking them all night especially with my dick size. I’ve had at least 3 guys this year call it off with me due to my dick being huge, and they just cant take it on a regular basis :-(. Most of the sub lads I meet, who can take my dick I can’t stand to talk to? WTF is happening to my brain lol

Do I just become more versatile? Would that help perhaps?

COCK BLOCKERS!

We’ve all been there when it happens, we see it happen to your friends, to ourselves and even worse we have been that person that does it! Cock blockers are in all of us, but its the most annoying thing in the world. But like I said no one can ever say that we haven’t blocked someone before?

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Recently I was at a party where there was a very prominent cock blocker! He was basically sitting on top of the hottest guy at the party, which was strange because both of them were tops?? I found it very funny that he would interrupt anyone that went over to talk to the hot guy, he even tried to get him to leave the party without the rest of the group. Bitch please! Your not all that lol. I find it strange how sometimes these “top guys” will bend over like a slut for someone hotter than himself lol. But it was Miss Spears that really got me.

I was chatting to a guy on Scruff recently, we’d been talking for a few days and there was a sexual spark. We were desperately trying to find the best time for us to meet up. He was a regular guy, similar age ect, he was a hungry bottom that wanted to be fucked hard. Who was I to say no. We had already exchanged the “important pics” i.e his ass and my cock. It’s what we gays do lol, checking out the “hardware” before use.

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We arranged for a Friday night to meet up, he was going to come over to mine, and I was gonna split him in half and send him home limping. BUT at the last minute he asked to see a few more photos. On Scruff I have my Instagram linked to it so I just said to him “all my latest pics are on Instagram.” Then 10mins later I get:

“No thanks, I don’t want to be fucked by the Britney fan! CYA”

WTF did he mean? How did he know I was a Britney fan? Then the penny dropped. I suddenly remembered what was on my Instagram. Recently me and some friends went to a Britney V Spice Girls night in Brighton. It was a great night me and friends got drunk and danced was great. Drunk off my face I took a few videos of me and my friends dancing. Walking home from the club I was like “fuck yeah we look good!” so I uploaded it to Instagram. The next morning I did think why the fuck did I do that? By then it had been seen by everyone so I didn’t give a shit.

At the end of the day what can I say, lol I don’t think I look too bad lol. I’d gladly dance to Britney than fuck a bucket hole Britney hating bottom.

IS CHAPPY THE FUTURE FOR GAY DATING?

With Grindr taken off my phone I really started to get bored of what remained, was it over for me and apps? I kept Scruff for those more manly men, POF was just boring me and I really wasn’t connecting with anyone, and it was probably the same for Tinder. Where do I go from here?

My friend Matt was talking to me ages ago about Chappy, I thought it was a London app so I never bothered with it before. I know it was co created by the gay guy from Made In Chelsea and that was about it. So I downloaded it and gave it a go.

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So the best way to describe it would be its an exclusively gay version of Tinder. But with some great differences, to avoid talking to people that just want a quick wank or a fuck you can change your settings to Mr Right Now. If your really looking to meet “the one” you can change it to Mr Right, as well as being in the middle if your not sure what your looking for that day.

So far I really like it, I seem to have more conversations with nice guys, and not once am being asked for a dick pic!! A lot of my friends love it, bare in mind they are those friends who aren’t disco sluts looking for as many cocks to ride in one evening.

I’ve got a date this weekend with a guy so watch this space.

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So here we are as we enter the 2nd year of my blog. Of course I want to meet someone special and do all that shit, but again I will never settle for just anyone. But I am very aware of a big birthday looming over the next few years, and lately all I have been wanting is to get my own dog! But I always said I want to wait until I was with someone first who could share the responsibility.

But the future is bright at least 🙂

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DARREN GOODWIN

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